Third Time’s a Charm – NOT
Mr. Seller decided to sell his house, not once but three times on a particular morning.
FUNNY REAL ESTATE STORIES
Holy Batman, Inspector
You have to know that the people who lived in this house were HUGELY relieve to let their ‘pets’ go free.
Jokers Who Waste Our Time
No matter how nice they are, if they tell you they have cash in the bank to purchase a home, make sure you get proof.
First love, second wife, third Realtor
One of the truths of real estate is that sometimes it takes someone else to get thru to the Seller.
No Surprises on the Day of Closing? Think Again!
No matter how hard we try, it is not always possible to prevent surprises on the day of closing.
I Don’t Want to Sell My Home
Sometimes you just never know how people are going to react in the emotional situation of selling the home in which they raised their children.
Unethical Realtors
Not all Realtors abide by the Code of Ethics that we are sworn to uphold. Make sure that the reputation of the Agent that you use to buy or sell real estate is above reproach.
Arrest at Closing
Early in my real estate career I realized that a four year degree in psychology would have been a valuable asset in learning how to deal with all of the situations that arise when buying or selling a home.
Realtors Who Need a Break
Sometimes it is difficult to understand what makes people act in bizarre ways, but it can sure make a closing more interesting.
Cash Buyer
Verify, verify, verify. You can be sure that I now verify the bank accounts of cash buyers BEFORE we look at houses.
Dogs and Bong Water Don’t Mix
To this day I don’t know if this ferocious ‘beast’ was 5 pounds or 50 pounds.
